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‘Aankhon mein aansu, chehre pe hassi hai;
Saanso mein aahein, dil mein bebasi hai;
Pehle kyu nai bataya ki;
Darwazein mein ungli fassi hai?’
Bewaafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi; Besharam tum ho to sharamsar hum bhi nahi; Pyaar ke iss mod par kehte ho shadishuda ho; To kya hua darling, kunware hum bhi nahi!’
‘Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao;
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao;
Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to;
Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao!’
Duniya mein aisi koi kitab nahi;
Jiska koi cover nahi;
Duniya mein aisi koi ladka nahi;
Jiska koi lover nahi.
Chand ko tod dungi, suraj ko fod dungi;
Chand ko tod dungi, suraj ko fod dungi;
Agar tu haan kahe janeman to,
peheliwala ko chod dungi
Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se; Rote-rote naina thak jayenge; Pyar karna ho to karo hamesha padosi se; Roz balcony se darshan to ho jayenge
Katal karna hai to nigahon se kar; Talwar me kya rakha hai. Pyaar karna hai to mujhse kar; Mere doston me kya rakha hai.
Zindagi ki har ek udaan baaki hai;
Har mod par ek imtihan baaki hai;
Abhi to sirf aap hi pareshan hai mujhse;
Abhi to pura hindustan baaki hai.
Hai tu agar mera dilbar;
Hai tu agar mera dilbar;
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar.
Hume tumse love hai;
Please refuse na karna;
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai;
Please ise fuse na karna!
Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai;
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai;
Socha tha ki usko sambhal kar rakhenge;
Magar wo to bachon ko darane ke kaam aayi.’
Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad;
Ab kisi ko dekhna nahi tumhe dekhne ke baad;
Duniya chhod denge tumhe paane ke baad;
Khuda maaf kare itna jhooth bolne ke baad!’
Labon se apne mere labon ko chhu ja;
Aa thoda or kareeb aa ja;
Hai jitni tere dil mein chahatein;
Aaj puri sari ki sari kar ja.’
Ajeeb shararat karne laga hai dil;
Bas tujhe yaad kar kar ke dhadkne laga hai dil;
Sanam aao jaldi chale aao;
Bas ye hi lafz kehne laga hai dil.
‘Wo mere bina khush hai to shikayat kaisi;
Aur me use khush bhi na dekh pau to mohabbat kaisi.’
Hasne ke liye agar reason chahiye
toh mere paas aajao has has ke marjaoge.
Middle class bande se puchho ek baar
girlfriend kya chiz hai majja yaa sajja ….
Kash pyar ka bhi insurance hota
Naa jane ab tak mai lakh pati hogaya hota.
Kasam tere pyar ki tu na mili toh marjaaunga
Ruk ruk par kis liye mai toh dusra pataunga .
Chehre pe smile, lekin dil mein pain,
Exam ki date sheet ne kiya hai brain drain.
Gym jaane ki thaani thi raat bhar,
Subah uth ke bas chai ka khumaar.
Jindagi mai bahut kuch karna hai
Par Aage jaa kar neta ban na hai …
Mujhe jan na hai ki pehele kon aaya hai
Jo bhi aaye mujhe kya hai mujhe konsi ips ban na hai .
Sochta hun mai bhi pyar karun
par kya karein mere paas paise nahi hai.
Jitna gyan dena hai de do
Par tum toh chutiye hi rahoge
Aaj kal itna boring lag raha hai ki
Nibi aur nibba ko dekh ke rona aa raha hai
Kabhi samose mein, kabhi pakode mein,
Dil ka haal batate rahe, hum akele mein.
Chup ho kis wajha se hamen Maloom nai magr,
Dil doob sa jata hai jb tum bakwas ni krte.
1st english shayri ever:
Arz hai...
"later d bus longer d que"
gaur farmaiega
"later d bus longer d que"
"shorter d skirt awesome d view"
Arz kia hai..
INDIA is A naTioN...&
DADAR is A stAtiOn
Wah Wah
INDIA is A naTioN &
DADAR is A stAtiOn
Do nOt fAll In LOVE...
FirSt cOmpLetE yoUr EDUCATION ...!!!
Pyar ke nagme gaate rahe,
Maggi ki boriyaan jalate rahe.
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.. ...
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota......
"AAj apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada aashiq na hota"
Arz kiya hai...
Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zamane Mai Laga Dunga,
Uski Doli Jo Uthi..
Toh
koi baat nahi Talented hoon dusri pta lunga.
Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k baad,
Dunia chod denge tmhe pane k baad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne KE BAAD....
Dil ke armaan aansuon mein beh gaye,
Chai ke cup se lipat kar reh gaye.
Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar.
Woh Khaa Gayi Usey Biryani Samajh Kar,
Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne,
Woh Bhi Pee Gayi Neembu Paani Samajh Kar.
Pyar dekhna hai toh social media pe jana padega
Aur chutiya pa karna hai toh mere paas aana padega .
A bhagwan meri kya lakeer mithgaye hai,
Sab ko sab de raha hai mujhe kya bhul gaya hai.
Mith gayi nahi tumne mithaya hai
Chalakh matt ban bahut baar tu hilaya hai .
Mera jo horaha hai kya ohh tumhe ho raha hai
par sala dukh ki baat hai kya ho raha hai mujhe pata nahi .
Tum aise hi chamatkaar karte raho
aur break up ke baad mujhe party dete raho.
Mere dost mujhe kehete hai tu mota horaha hai,
Maine bhi khusi se kaha kuch toh ho raha hai hone do .
Apne uppar ghar balo ka itna doubt hai na,
Mai ghar se niklu toh pehele samachar sunaate hai.
Dosti Itni Gehri Honi Chahiye ki kisne Kisko Bigada!
Pata Hi Na Chale!
Maut Dhundh Rahi Thi Mujhe, Usne Chookar mujhe Peeche se dara diya
Pee rakhi thi yaaro ne, Danda Liya or Bhaga Diya!
Us Dost ki Dosti par kabhi shaq na karna
Jo tumhare birthday par tumhari buri buri photo na dale.
Chote se dil mei ghum Bohot hai, zindagi mei mile zakham bohot hai!
Maar hi dalti duniya hume, kambakht Dosto ki Duaoo Mei Dum Bohot hai.
Maine Chand se pucha, dost tune kabhi pyaar kiya?
Chand ne haskar bola, nhi dost! Hum bhi teri tarah badnaseeb hai,
Hum Dil mei kisi ke na baste
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